💀 Witch Hazel: Unfortunate Victim #1 💀
 

Graphic Design Sorceress by day, (in)famous “Master of My Stolen T-Shirt” schemes by night! With a flair for the dramatic and a wardrobe to match her spellbinding skills, Witch Hazel wasn’t just any designer—she was the conjurer of many delightful tee designs that disappeared faster than you can say “hocus pocus!”
 

But let’s face it, charm isn't enough to save you from a sticky situation, especially when you have a list of enemies longer than her collection of vintage cauldrons. So why, you ask, would someone be 'dying' to do away with our beloved Witch Hazel? Let’s whip up a cauldron full of possible motives:
 

I. T-Shirt Theft: Every time someone wore her designs, they felt a little magical! Maybe it was time their own wardrobe didn’t feel so underwhelming. Talk about fashion envy!
 

II. Design Disputes: Not everyone can play nice in the art world. Was it a witchy rivalry over who could design the spookiest tee? Rumor has it, she really put the 'brrr' in 'Aberration Apparel' and wasn't afraid to let everyone know it!
 

III. Cursed Creativity: You simply cannot have a creative mastermind brewing up new ideas without a few incantations gone wrong, right? Perhaps she final’d a design that 'unintentionally' hexed a colleague's sales! 
 

IV. Jealousy of Fame: Witch Hazel became the talk of the town after her latest victim—er, I mean collection—dropped. While some basked in her glittery glow, others plotted her down—because let’s be real, fame can be a fatal potion.
 

V. An Overdue Broomstick: Rumor has it she had a penchant for borrowing brooms without returning them. Tapping them for “just one more flight” isn’t exactly a great way to make friends in the witching community!

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VI. Too Many Secrets: Witch Hazel had a stash of trade secrets that could make or break a t-shirt business. If anyone got too close to unveiling her mystical methods, it might have been a one-way ticket to a dark fate!
 

VII. Reputation of Curses: She was rumored to have a knack for casting "bad luck" spells on her competitors. Someone might have wanted to put an end to her alleged hexes before it ruined their chance of success in the fashion industry.
 

VIII. Bitter Rivalries: She had a long-standing feud with a rival designer known for creating the "stodgiest" clothing line. Perhaps that rivalry came to a head when one too many catty comments were exchanged over the fitting room!
 

IX. Outlandish Tactics: Witch Hazel had a habit of using unconventional (and often creepy) themes for her clothing lines, like "Haunted Weddings" and "Vampire Chic." Not everyone appreciated her daring creativity, and some may have found it simply too weird!

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X. Astrological Antagonism: Witch Hazel wasn’t just a graphic design diva; she was a proud Aquarius—the most misunderstood (and often disliked) sign in the zodiac. Known for her rebellious spirit and quirky creativity, she was both adored and infuriating to her rivals. While some basked in her creative glow, others were frustrated by her “I’m too cool for the mainstream” attitude and outlandish designs. Her aloofness and unpredictable nature turned her celestial talents into a recipe for rivalry, making her a target for jealousy. In a world where clothing is meant to be loved, it seems that Witch Hazel’s unique style left her with more enemies than fans! ✨♒🧙‍♀️

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So, as we gather our suspects and pull on our sleuthing gloves, let one thing be clear: Witch Hazel may be gone, but the spell of her mystery is only just beginning. Grab your notepad, and let’s solve the case—before someone decides they want to make another *fashion statement* out of it! 🖤✨🔍